Stockholm-ception

Never forget.

treymis:

what ever happened to the passaround mpreg the m&t fandom was doing a few months ago? someone find it and continue it!

Ugh if I had more time I would go back and revive it. That shit was quality 

(Source: gaymis)

Random Headcanon

I’m just sitting here on my bed thinking about writing some harmonies for a song I’m working on and I thought of this random future career Craig headcanon!

CRAIG IS A TOLL BOOTH ATTENDANT AND HE PLAYS THIS GAME WHERE HE LIKES TO GUESS WHERE THE PEOPLE IN THE CARS ARE HEADED AND MAKE UP LIVES FOR THEM BECAUSE HE NEVER GOES ANYWHERE OUTSIDE OF HIS OWN TOWN EXCEPT IN HIS HEAD. HE JUST STANDS IN HIS TOLL BOOTH MAKING $12.16 AN HOUR ADMIRING SEXY CARS AND DAY DREAMING AND JUDGING TRAVELERS ON THEIR TASTE IN MUSIC.

I don’t know where these things come from I can just see it okay. 

rogertaylorsbutt:

In Avatar, you can bend ALL liquids if you’re a water bender, right? Technically, you’d be able to kill people quite easily if you were good then. You could stop their blood flow, couldn’t you? What a terribly interesting secret weapon that would be.

Also you could totally make guys cum in public, it would be like a real life version of Orgazmo.

Dude google bloodbending!

Tweek vs. Craig is the best South Park episode ever.

I don’t even ship Creek but holy shit that episode with the “RICHARD SWING ME HIGHER” such quality

“Craig chooses you”

“He said you eat poop and that it makes your breath smell like poop and that… well… you like it.”

“Richard say we’ll be this happy forever!”

“Stop screwing around!!”

This episode is seriously quality I can’t. 

I set my bagel down so I could type something

but I set it too close to the vent on my computer and now it’s toasted and hard and stale.

“Assface”